Note : This story is completely fictional!

this ones for lurch ;)

Firsty, in my honest defence; bestiality and incest have never really excited me. I mean, I must admit there were a few times in my life where I had (unwillingly, of course) stumbled across such sites as ‘my incest stories’ and ‘sluttyanalbadger fuck.com’, but never had I ever literally involved myself in any form of sexual misconduct with a (close) relative or pet (unless you include the time I woke up to my pet mongoose lucy furiously stroking my penis with her tounge), until last month.

Well, it pretty much began when my parents invited practically the whole family for Xmas lunch, little did I know that my Uncle Jeffrey, whom I hadn’t seen for 16 years would be coming over. Now don’t get me wrong, I love my uncle jeffrey, but that dude is weird as shit. When my dad and he were younger, they used to tie their younger sister up and play these weird ass games like ‘the game of rape’. now don’t get me wrong, I don’t see anything bad in getting along with your siblings but when my auntie rita broke down on my mother telling us about having chopsticks stuck up her arse and her own brothers fecal matter being poured down her throat I sensed she didn’t like it all that much.

Anyway, back to my story, Uncle jeffrey decided to bring his daughter jemma round to accompany him during the journey to and from our house. Now, I hadn’t ever met jemma before, I hadn’t even knew of her existence until an hour before they arrived. When Uncle Jeffrey eventually arrived at the house, he walked through the living room and greeted aunt rita with a wink, who simultaneously ran out of the room sobbing, I suppose she was on her period as she had been touchy most of the day; whilst I caught glance at the beautiful girl who had entered the room behind my uncle, young, blonde, well dressed and demure; the pupils of her enchanting hazel eyes darted across her irises as if they were on acid. Just as I caught site of the sparkling wad of drool, teasingly dancing at both sides of her mouth and the base of her crusty retard chin, my father tapped me on the soldier and gently assured me that even though Jemma had down syndrome, she was still aware that people were staring at her. Suddenly my heart expanded and burst into a million pieces, it was just my luck that the girl of my dreams just so happened to be my fucking cousin. Now I’d have to spend the rest of the night battling the urges of the demon stored in my pants, fucking fantastic, could my night get much better?!

Apparently it could.

Well, after five hours of avoiding my hot as fuck cousin I decided I couldn’t help myself, I noticed her sitting alone at the window, erotically swaying back and forth as if to say “I can deep throat”. As I wandered over and involved myself in the indepth conversation she was having with the wall I couldn’t help but notice the sticky yellow puddle at her feet, obviously, not jacking off in three days had left me pretty horny and my dick went into hardmode. Jemma giggled like the retarded special-school girl she was and took my meat sword in her hand, eratically rubbing back and forth. Now, I’m not the sort to get embarrassed under normal situations, but when your cousin starts wanking you off in your living room that just happens to be filled with your family; you tend to blush a little. Seemingly disgusted by his daughters actions my uncle grabbed her by the hair and dragged her upstairs, as I was left wondering wether I should interfere I heard my uncle call me upstairs. As I reached the last step I heard gasps and shouts coming from my bedroom, as I edged my way in to my room I was quite shocked with what I saw. Lucy’s cage was open and my uncle was trying to anally probe his disabled daughter with my mongoose.
“finally, glad to see you could join us STEVEN/LURCH ;)”, I stood in awe at the site of incest occurring on my bed, my dick still hard and semen slowly edging its way out of my body.
“get your kegs off and throat fuck this little skank while I eat out her arsehole”
awkwardly, I stripped down to my bare, naked, and in places, errect flesh and edged closer to the bed, instantly my cousin gorged herself on my penis, sucking and drooling repetitively until my throbbing cock seeped its evil into her mouth and down her spacker throat until The ring of my uncles phone interrupted our incestuous- three way, sex ritual.
“ OH SHI, RLY?!, I’LL B RYT THER HUN E”
after describing to myself and his shit/semen soaked daughter that my aunt/her mother had been involved in a freak windmill accident, and he had to leave the house in order to rush to hospital, I escorted him downstairs so that my father could drive him to hospital and so I could think carefully about my somewhat sickening actions.


After approximately fifteen minutes, I hesitantly headed back up stairs, in order to ask my cousin to leave my room so I could commint suicide and forget about the fact I had participated in such a sinful act before the eyes of god. As I entered the room, I was erotically blinded by the sight of my cousins ‘buitiful’ heart shaped anus and protruding clitoris gawping at me, almost begging me for thick streams of my own bodily fluids to drown them. I couldn’t resist, I took my newly errect penis, still sticky from jemmas drool, out of my pants and lovingly massaged her sexual organs with it. After approximately nine hours of this, I decided enough was enough, the time was nigh for me to penetrate my cousin. I inched my massive pillar of meat into the saggy, unwashed and shit caked cunt (her father had warned me that down syndrome sufferers tend to wipe the wrong way) and instantly felt like fucking my retarded cousin was the most natural thing in the world, after we both climaxed, we clung together as one for several minutes, until suddenly realisation swooped over me. Where the fuck was my mongoose?


To be continued.